18 Dec 1985, Posted by Scott An Chora in Poetry, 0 Comments

Real Man Rules

These rules are in no particular order.

A REAL MAN ……

1. Don’t lie to Doctors

2. Will fake peeing at the urinal or will wait on a toilet before walking out in tandem with another guy.

3. Never talk about their privates or name any appendage of their body. That’s just weird.

4. Know how to Spit.  A pouhhhhh is unacceptable. If it takes practice, practice.

5. Never park in front of a bar. (more…)